Wherein Suzumiya Haruhi trolls an entire generation of zombie movie fans:
That worldview is so out of date. Martians invading, or biological weapons getting out and destroying humanity, those are just the things weak, suicidal people with a hatred for the world and a desire for catastrophe dream up. It’s just a bunch of people who don’t have the courage to commit suicide, so they want all of humanity to die.
(涼宮ハルヒの驚愕（後）kindle loc. 649)
Wow Haruhi, tell us how you really feel…